Chelsea - A redneck, medical sales representative from Charleston, South Carolina.
Pros: She's athletic, and has spearfishing experience. Think Gretchen Wilson from a beach town.
Cons: Quoted in her bio as saying, "I haven’t seen any country girls who have a strong redneck side that are strong competitors." I don't see anything special about Chelsea that makes me think that will change. She's also the most likely to hook up with a guy and abandon her strategy.
Alicia - A special education teacher from Chicago.
Pros: None. Special education teachers have an annoying habit of talking down to people like they're 6-year-olds.
Cons: If you say that people will "will underestimate me because of my good looks," you better make sure that you're in the top half of your tribe when it comes to attractiveness.
Pros: She claims that the game "needs a funny, goofy and cute Asian girl," and Asians love Survivor.
Cons: She's Asian.
Kat - A timeshare sales representative from Orlando, Florida.
Pros: She's not only young and attractive, but she's a farm girls, so she's probably not afraid to get her hands dirty around camp or competitions.
Cons: Being a self described leader, she may draw an early target. Claims that "Xena, the warrior princess" is her alter ego, so obviously something is wrong with her.
Pros: She once worked as a whitewater rafting tour guide and seems athletic.
Cons: Claims that she can figure out what animal a person would be within five minutes of meeting them, which serves no useful purpose.
Kourtney - Hipster motorcycle mechanic from Austin, Texas.
Pros: Claims to be a great mediator, so she may be able to avoid conflicts.
Cons: She mentioned "maintaining my sanity through the mental and emotional torture I have endured in just the past few years," which means she has some serious daddy issues...like all hipsters do.
Pros: Is being the wife of an ex-NFL player enough to give you "celebrity" status in the eyes of your tribemates?
Cons: Spent her entire life living riding the coat tail of her husband, so she may end up trying a little to hard since she calls this experience "her time to step out."