The Big Brother 15 Blog - "Being southern, its a stereotype. I have said some things that have been taken completely out of context and wrong, and I do not mean to ever come off racist"

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We returned to Big Brother this week with the season's most important HOH Competition still in progress, in part because the Jury members were also competing to return to the game, and in part because the remaining house guests had a chance to flip the house.

As the contestants balanced on a wall in attempt to be the first to catch ten baseballs the fastest without falling off, GinaMarie said, "It’s like I’m at Yankee Stadium and Derek Jeter is hittin' line drives right at my face.”

Actually, GinaMarie Zimmerman seems more like Alex Rodriguez's type, but you get the point.

With McCrae and Andy falling Amanda complained, "And now it’s all up to the babe. Thanks a lot guys, I’m not the competition winner here.”

Of course when Andy and McCrae didn't throw the HOH a few weeks a ago so Amanda could win she threw a tantrum, but then again, nobody wins when it comes to shit in the sink or spoiled little bitches.

While Jessie had a clear lead with five balls caught for the Jury Members, she lost her balance and fell off. And though that officially sealed her fate in the game, she left the house by yelling, "Fuck you Amanda, I hate you!”

With Jessie out of the game, Aaryn worried that Candice could end up returning to the house. "Candice and I have never got along. We have tried to mend bridges, but it never seems to stick.”

 And surely that had nothing to do with the racist slurs that Aaryn had directed at Candice when she was still in the house.

With Candice and Judd left to battle it out for the Jury Members, I was kind of hoping that she would've just told the intellectually challenged Judd that he'd be safe if he just dropped out to see if he figured it out.

Instead, Candice fell, officially bringing Judd back in house. "J-U-D-D Party Darty is back!"

And while Helen, the most recent house guest to get evicted told Judd about Andy's alliance with Amanda and McCrae, Judd announced, “I want to start a clean slate with everybody.” 

I always kind of figured that McCrae Olson was the catcher in his relationship with Amanda Zuckerman...And BTW, that's McCrae's leg, not a wood baseball bat.

With Judd falling after he sealed his return to the house, only the existing house guests upon entering the competition remained. While Elissa had a huge lead, she reached too far for a bar and nearly fell off, but somehow managed to grab her platform and pull herself back up.

That caused Spencer to yell, “That was bad ass! That was like Batman!”

After nearly falling, Elissa came back to win, which caused Amanda to cry because she knew that she knew that was a house guest who's nominations she'd be unable to control.

With Judd coming back into the house, he immediately aligned with Elissa.

While Aaryn tried to kiss Elissa's ass and promised she'd vote with her going forward if she'd go after Amanda and McCrae, Elissa still nominated Aaryn and McCrae, although Amanda was secretly her target via a backdoor should one of her allies win the Veto.

When GinaMarie tried to be diplomatic and complimented Elissa for her clothing after making her nominations, Amanda became furious saying, “I want to punch GinaMarie so hard with brass knuckles.”

Of course, I can't remember any point in the game where Amanda and GinaMarie were ever aligned together.

Amanda Zuckerman seems to eat whenever she gets stressed out Amanda eating while stressed...But hey, asses don't just get big without a lot of hard work.

Amanda also got pissed when Aaryn chose Judd to play in Veto for her over Andy saying, "That was not like an alliance move at all."

GinaMarie quickly consoled a distraught Aaryn, who somehow fabricated Amanda criticizing her decision to choose Judd into threatening to target her for eviction.

"I told you this a couple of fucking weeks ago, fuck that bitch...Don't let that bitch get into your head, she's a loser."

And when GinaMarie and Elissa had the audacity to talk strategy in the kitchen, Amanda took it upon herself to call them out for talking. "It's obvious they're talking about me, so I'm going to call them out on it"

That caused Elissa to laugh and spit her drink out, which is ironic, because usually the white stuff is going towards her face.

That caused Amanda and GinaMarie to get into an argument, which consisted of two loud mouth bitches from New York bragging about how big, bitchy and loud they are...Just like Ronnie and The Situation in Jersey Shore.

With Amanda crying again after her fight with GinaMarie saying, “I just completely feel defeated," The Zingbot made its annual appearance to lift her and the other house guests spirits.

The Zingbot 3000, or as Amanda Zuckerman likes to call it, her dildo.

When it came to Amanda The Zingbot said, "You can visit McCrae in Minnesota? Just mail yourself using your giant tramp stamp."

At least Amanda Zuckerman's tramp stamp tattoo will grow old and saggy along with her ass...Although her ass has a nice head start. Actually, the actors' comedy/tragedy was the tattoo artists way of secretly making fun of her fat (with "F," not a "PH") ass, which would be a classic case of an "ass-tastrophe"

The Veto Competition was a celebration of Baby Zingbot’s first birthday, where the contestants had to complete a circuit by rolling a ball up and down a ramp 250 consecutive times without letting it drop to the ground.

With Judd to busy puking to win, Amanda won her first competition of the summer when she really, really needed it to stay in the game.

Had Amanda Zuckerman not won the POV, Elissa, Judd, Spencer and GinaMarie would have back-doored her.

With Amanda winning POV, that made it Elissa's turn to cry. “I’m going to go home now. Everyone that goes against Amanda goes home every week…I hate her. She is like the grossest person in the world.”

When Elissa jokingly told Amanda that she threw the Veto Competition for her, it ended up triggering one of the most childish tirades in Big Brother history, with Amanda beginning by yelling, "You cried after I won the Veto...You cried like a little bitch!"

She then went on to say, "Little bitchy Elissa, you don’t have Helen, you don’t have anybody anymore. So keep your fucking grimace smile because that's a waste of an HOH. You fucking wasted your HOH. How does it feel? Rachel's going to be so proud of you."

Not even close to being finished, Amanda yelled, "What do Elissa and Zingbot both have in common? They’re both made of plastic, Zing!

Not willing to let it rest, Amanda proceeded to yell and bang on Elissa's HOH Room door.

"We all want to see Elissa and her big plumped up collagen injected lips, her Botox intense forehead, her fake ass extension hair. All you got is your body and your face, and you got nothin' else."

Of course, those comments probably would have been funny had not come from the girl with the worst boob job ever.

Amanda Zuckerman's boob job: Even Tara Reid is saying, 'oh shit girl!'

Then again, Amanda had to do something to counterbalance her ass.

Not realizing that the game actually required you to win a Jury Vote, Amanda began alienating the remaining players.

Judd said, “I think Amanda’s behavior shows what kind of human being she is. She’s a disgusting and vile person," while Andy went to Elissa to apologize for Amanda's behavior, although Andy was in part acting strategically hoping to keep himself from going up as a replacement nominee.

Even GinaMarie, who's made herself look like an ass all summer, said, "You know what? If she wants to rag on and make herself look like an idiot, then Amanda, the floor's all yours...Because now your making yourself look stupid."

And when Amanda used the Veto to take McCrae down from nomination by saying, "Elissa, I think you would know better than anyone, that no one comes between me and my man," it left America wondering who she meant.

Was it her boyfriend that she left back home in Florida to come on the show? The guy she's been screwing overseas? Or McCrae?

In addition to demonstrating how she'd like McCrae to pull her hair and give it to her from behind, the best thing about Amanda Zukerman hooking up with McCrae two days after she arrived in the house is that she has since told some of the girls that her doctor had just informed her that she was pregnant as she was leaving for the show, but she had a routine miscarriage when she later got her period while she was in the house.

Amanda's comment caused Elissa to quip, "Well Amanda, clever line. Rachel's probably very disappointed and insulted that someone like you would use it."

Finally feeling the repercussions of being Amanda's secret hag, Andy went up as McCrae's replacement since he was the person the next closely associated with her.

Of course, after Elissa made her choice Amanda snarked, “Sit down trash.”

After the Veto Ceremony, Amanda continued to follow Elissa around asking, "How many doctors did it take to make your face look like that?"

And if there was anyone, one single person person in the country who still liked Amanda, she went to her closest allies and yelled at them for not supporting her as she made an ass of herself as she relentlessly bullied Elissa.

"I'm the only person standing up to this bitch and everyone else is just standing in my shadows being nice, kissing her dumb ass collagen injected face." 

Spencer, who's the only dude with a big enough sack to stand up to Amanda all summer finally had enough and said, "Amanda, chill out!"

That caused Amanda to complain, "I'm pissed off that I look like the bully when this bitch assed joker faced (cunt?) gets to walk around this house like she's queen Sheba. I want to punch her in her face."

And when Andy's confrontation instinct kicked in forcing him to walk away, Amanda stopped him by scolding, "Don't walk away! You're going to listen to me bitch about Elissa, Andy, and you will be a part of it."

Sadly, all Andy could say was, "Okay," as Amanda went on to threaten, "If I see anyone talking to Elissa, that's my next target."

Spencer finally seemed to have enough of kissing up to Amanda and McCrae.

"I don't like Amanda's behavior, it's repulsive. But the fact of the matter is Amanda and McCrae have been running things for way too long, and I don't like it, I'm ready for some things to change."

That lead to the formation of a new alliance consisting of Spencer, Andy, Judd, and GinaMarie that they dubbed "The Exterminators," as Judd explained, "To get rid of rats and snakes." 

Taking her power trip just a little too far, Amanda told Aaryn that she'd likely be going home since Andy was with her first.

Of course, that pissed Aaryn off since Andy floated all summer and she did all the dirty work for Amanda and McCrae since she was the only one of them who could ever win HOH.

Aaryn finally threatened Amanda and McCrae, saying that they would not get her jury vote if they kept Andy in the game over her, reminding them, "This is a game, not friendship."

Unfortunately, Aaryn ratted Spencer out for saying that he'd target Amanda and McCrae if he won HOH next week, which all but killed her chances of getting any votes from the new "Exterminators" alliance. 

Back in the studio, Dan Gheesling, Season 10 winner, season 14 runner up, and by far the best player in Big Brother history gave Connie Chung his thoughts on this summer's game.

He first exhibited his disdain for Amanda. "She's playing the game kind of like a brat...Unlike Amanda, I never attacked people for their race, religion, personal things. Yeah I back stabbed them, but I didn't embarrass them in the process."

He also gave his thoughts on Amanda's showmance with McCrae, which people are calling McCranda. "They're not going to talk to each other one month after the show...Love clouds their vision."

That lead to other long term showmances being revisited, such as Rachel (sadly, her herpes still haven't cleared up) and Brendon, Dani and Dominic (he wasn't gay?) and Jeff and Jordan (because the most homophobic summer in Big Brother history wouldn't be complete without a visit from the original Big Brother homophobe, Jeff Shroeder).

Rachel Reilly and her herpes actually seem happy.

Surprisingly, while Rachel and Brendon and Dani and Dominic are both married, Jeff and Jordan still aren't even engaged, even though he comes on the show every summer talking about how close he is to popping the question.

Speaking for Jordan as her legal guardian, Jeff indicated that he thought McCrae and Amanda might work out because "opposites attract." Of course, Jeff would know first hand since he's homophobic and Jordan's stupid.

And while Jordan didn't explain while she's still with Jeff even though he hasn't proposed to her in their five year relationship, she did explain that in the house their relationship just "involved," which is apparently retard for "evolved." 

At the live eviction, Amanda said she's apologized to Elissa and made amends, although Elissa sure did seem to tip toe around her response.

As usual, Julie made an especially bad joke, and GinaMarie acted like a black person at a movie theater or comedy show...Making her racism towards Candice, who was raised by white folk, especially ironic.

And when Julie congratulated Spencer for not being on the block and asked him a question, he replied, "I'd like to thank you for asking me a question by the way, it's only been 10 weeks."

Andy's pre-eviction speech consisted pretty much of everything he could have ever hoped to say in the event he was given a free mic for thirty seconds on national TV. "Goodnight, good luck, and I love you Anderson Cooper."

Fortunately, Andy's new "Exterminator" alliance stayed true to their plans, and Aaryn was evicted 5-0, which had to leave Amanda wondering why it was 5-0 instead of 3-2.

I have to say, I'm really curious to see what side Andy picks to play with next week, but I guess he won't even know until the new HOH is crowned.

Upon her eviction, Aaryn walked into the studio to a chorus of boos and sneers.

Fortunately, Julie Chen did not let her off the hook for her racist remarks during the game.

"In the early days of the game, you said some pretty harsh things about your fellow housemates. Amanda even tried to warn you, give you heads up that some of your words, others were interpreting as being racist."

Sadly, or fortunately depending on your point of view (Sad if you're Aaryn's mom, fortunately if you write a Big Brother blog), Aaryn's best defense for her actions was that she's "Southern."

"Being southern, its a stereotype. I have said some things that have been taken completely out of context and wrong, and I do not mean to ever come off racist (as the crowd sneered)."

And while everyone knows that all Southern people are racist, that's still not an excuse.

The Zingbot probably put it best when he said, "Aaryn, some people say you were acting mean and nasty at the beginning of this game. But I disagree, that wasn’t acting."

With Julie reads back the quotes to Aaryn that she said about Candice (black), Helen (Asian) and Andy (gay):

"Be careful what you say in the dark, might not be able to see the bitch."
"Shut up, go make some rice."
"Nobody's going to vote for whoever that queer puts up."

Aaryn had the audacity to start to deny making those comments...That is, before she finally realized that she was being filmed all summer.

When asked if she could see how her comments could be interpreted to come across racist and homophobe, Aaryn acknowledged, "I do," but then said, "I do not remember saying those things, and that was not meant to be serious," as the crowd laughed and booed." 

Of course, if Aaryn couldn't remember making those comments, then how can she confidently state that they were "not meant to be serious"?

 Realizing that her isolated little pageant life that mommy arranges is all but over in light of her racist and homophobic behavior on national TV, Aaryn drank nail polish remover out of the bottle to try and end it all.

When Julie asked, "Has the game taught you anything?" Aaryn said "I feel like a completely different person leaving the house...I feel like in Texas like we say things, sometimes we joke and we don't mean it, and I really feel bad that this is how it's being seen."

Hoping that her years of making pageant speeches paid off, Aaryn went on to say:

"Andy and I are great friends, Candice and I are great friends (which is funny because just a day or two earlier she mentioned how she was never able to mend her relationship with Candice), I love Helen more than anything and that hurts me that I would say something like that."

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The HOH Competition required the contestants to dress up in bunny costumes with the legs lied together and pick up egg and maneuver through HOH finger maize, with first to put a dozen in their basket wins.

It was also revealed that there would be a punishment for the contestants with fewest eggs, which America voted as wearing a chicken suit for 48 hours.

And while McCrae had spent all summer working on his finger dexterity with Amanda, he seemed to be struggling as the episode left off, while GinaMarie and Andy seemed to be pulling away from the pack.

Even better, Connie Chung revealed that next week would be the summer second double eviction week, which should leave the contestants scrambling.

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7. Rachel Reilly's Sister - When told that Aaryn wants to use the money (if she wins Big Brother) “To get her 'racks' refinished,” Elissa was not happy, because apparently that broke the code of plastic surgery.

"I’m like if you can’t afford getting that done before coming on the show, like, come on girl, aren’t there like better things to put your money into?"

Elissa Reilly Slater and husband Brent: Not everyone can marry an old ass sugar daddy doctor who drives a Lotus to buy you boobs and a slightly less "Cathy Griffin" looking face.

Of course, Elissa's relationship was clearly all about love, not money, as evidence by her post on her wedding website.

"Brent and I met through my sister Rachel. I was visiting my sister for my birthday. Rachel had to work so she suggested I meet one of her friends (Brent) while she finished up work. We completely hit it off and have been together ever since!"

6. Spencer Clawson - When Spencer brought up the question on Big Brother After Dark (I think about Candice), "Is she mulatto?" Aaryn, thinking that she's right as usual, interjected her two cents by pronouncing, "That is a term for slaves and their owners." Of course, she was promptly shot down by her fellow house guests.

5. GinaMarie Zimmerman - GinaMarie was highly critical of Amanda's less than lady like tendencies. “I don’t even like to walk around with my ass hanging out of my bathing suit. Like you don’t see me walking around in booty shorts, or hanging out with my underwear out.”

Yup, no ass hanging out from her bathing suit, no booty shorts, and no underwear hanging out...GinaMarie Zimmerman is pretty much the epitome of a classy chick.

Gina Marie also explained why she doesn’t drink. “I wanna know that I have control over myself and the words that come out of my mouth…I don’t want to see myself in a bad way that something else controls me but myself.” So that makes it official, GinaMarie is racist.

4. Judd Doughtery -I think that Judd will be the key swing between the two sides of the house. Now if can only realize that he might be able to do some damage now that he has returned to the game.

3. Amanda Zuckerman - 

2. Andy Herren - "I think there’s a ghost in the BB house. It has a high pitch wail, it’s pasty white, and it loves to float. Oh wait, that's just Andy. Zing!"

That struck a nerve with Andy. "Maybe I cry a lot , whatever, and I was born with pale skin, but the fact that the Zingbot calls me a floater enrages me."

 My favorite Andy moment came on Big Brother After Dark, when he got the standard warning form the Big Brother voice that cast members get whenever they talk about the show. “Andy, You are not allowed to talk about production.” However, when Andy kept talking, the voice got a little hostile for the first time that I've ever heard when it said, “I said to knock it off.”

Sure enough, that caused Andy to blush to a fabulous beat red.

1. McCrae Olson - "McCrae, I finally understand why you’re always wearing shorts, because Amanda wears the pants. Zing!"

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This week's episodes began with Andy crying because, well, that's what Andy seems to do. 

After apparently throwing the HOH Competition, McCrae did not seem to fully trust winner Aaryn, who was more closely aligned with Amanda. 

When McCrae said, “I don’t trust anyone but myself or you…I’d feel a lot safer if you had control of it,”Amanda took that to mean that he thought she screwed up by not beating Aaryn in the finals, so she stormed out of the room crying.

And when Helen came in looking for Amanda, Aaryn said, “I’m not sure where she is, but I’m sure she’s very upset."

As it turns out, Amanda was auditioning to become the new Rachel Reilly, as after throwing a tantrum at McCrae, she crawled behind the kitchen garbage can and pouted like a three-year-old.

Calling Amanda a "sore loser," GinaMarie felt sorry for her boyfriend McCrae. "I’m sorry, I like him and all, but she’s just going to ruin his life."

That caused Spencer to say, “You ain’t jokin'. He could win a half million dollars and she can spend it all in six months.”

Sensing that new HOH Aaryn was weak minded, Helen laid it on thick:

“Do not feel bad for your success. You’ve played an excellent game. I mean like if I was just watching this show I would fucking love you. You’ve gone from everyone in this house hating you to having this much adoration.  You are such a bright girl, and you are so humble. I am amazed by you…You should be so proud of yourself.  You wanted to be Janelle, you’re better than Janelle."

Sure enough, Aaryn seemed to totally buy into Helen's "Jedi Mind Trick."

“Helen is one of the coolest and most fun people Ive ever met, Not to mention a great person....These aren't the droids we're looking for. You can go about your business, move along.”

Meanwhile, Amanda crawled out from the trash, literally, and declared that she wanted to make a “Really big move," saying that Aaryn needed to put up Elissa and Helen.”

Deciding the the members of the "3AM" alliance needed nicknames, Aaryn dubbed Amanda "The Mastermind," Andy "The Agent," and herself "The Beast."

Personally I would have gone with "The Fat-Behind," "The Gay-Gent," and "The Bitch," but who am I to mess with stupidity.

Obviously not having thought her nicknames through, Aaryn finished up by naming McCrae "The Enforcer," mainly because of his propensity to avoid confrontation and conflict.

That name even left McCrae confused. “I don’t understand why I’m The Enforcer…I’m the scrawniest one of all of us., I‘m gonna have to start doin' push ups around the house, practicing karate moves."

Then again, McCrae said "Any name would be fine, as long as they don‘t call me a little girl,” or "Amanda's bitch."

Sensing that she was about to get voted out of the game, Elissa informed Helen that she would refuse to go to the Jury House by pretending to be racist like Aaryn and GinaMarie.

“I’m not going there, like...If I get evicted, I will be home.”

That caused Helen to cry, because with Elissa giving up she felt like she wouldn't be able to help her anymore...And more importantly, if Elissa refused to go to the Jury it would cost her a potential vote in the finals.

That prompted McCrae to say, “Helen pretty much safely assumes that she’s gonna make it to the final two, which is kind of funny.”

Amanda added, “Helen, don’t cry. Elissa’s not the target, you are! Silly girl.”

GinaMarie was less than thrilled with Elissa's attitude, even if she was just having “a bad day" as Helen suggested.

“She always walked around with a stick up her ass…We didn't even do the competition yet and she‘s in a bad mood...Because she can’t take a shit today? Maybe that’s why she’s mad at herself? Give me a break.”

Speaking of GinaMarie, just when you think that she couldn’t get any dumber, she goes and opens her mouth.

When Helen explained to GinaMarie how her mom came to United States from North Korea not being able to speak English, GinaMarie said, “It’d be hard, it’s almost like you're in another country kind of,” And especially when you replace "kind of" with "you really are."

GinaMarie Zimmerman: As Aaryn said, I think it's odd that GinaMarie is a pageant coordinator, but she farts and burps.

While Elissa was reluctant to even talk to Aaryn even though she was HOH, she finally decided to play the game, knowing that she was a sure bet to get nominated if she couldn't find some way to kiss her ass.

However, Elissa's attempt to bond took a detour when she decided to let Aaryn know how rough she's had it in the house, especially since she's been forced to do her yoga all summer without a special mat.

“My body hurts because I don’t even like have yoga mat, and like I mean, it's really important for the type of exercise I do.”

Much like her sister Rachel Reilly, Elissa Slater is a wanna be scientist. Here Elissa proves once and for all that fake boobs can also serve as floatation devices.

As a privileged girl, Aaryn didn't even pretend to to understand to understand the hardships that Elissa was going through saying, "Yeah, I can’t even relate to that, but I am sorry."

Aaryn went on to say, “Nominations are in a few hours and I’m HOH, and you want to talk about your yoga mat? That’s the last thing that should be on your mind," before she went back complaining about how people still look down on her for making racist comments by saying, "Like, that was three weeks ago."

Not only did Elissa fail to convince Aaryn to buy her a new yoga mat, but she added insult to injury by nominating Elissa and her BFF Helen for eviction.

Thinking she was just a pawn Helen said,“I actually trust Aaryn," while Amanda taunted her in the Diary Room. “Don’t feel too safe Helen, because there’s nothing better than a good old fashioned blind-side."

While Amanda tried to lie and tell Elissa that Helen was trying to throw her under the bus, Elissa realized that Amanda was playing her.

The Power of Veto Competition was the annual "OTEV" game, where the contestants had to dig in the water and mud to find love letters referring to specific houseguests and bring them back up a water slide back to OTEV, "the brokenhearted beaver."

OTEV, "the broken hearted beaver" actually stole his name from GinaMarie Zimmerman's vagina after Nick Uhas got evicted.

Both facing possible eviction as Aaryn's nominees, Elissa came sprinting up the slide to barely eliminate Helen in round two, who couldn't quite pull herself up the final step even though she had a big lead.

Andy turned out to be collateral damage, as Elissa full out body checked him head first into a log that they were supposed to crawl under.

“I hit my head on the log and she just takes me out. I don’t really want to win the competition anyway, but at the same time, being taken out of the competition like a wimpy girl by Elissa doesn’t feel good."

With Elissa defeating Spencer in the final round to win the POV, Helen celebrated with Elissa by doing a "crazy dance," still unaware that the "3AM" alliance was planning on backdooring her. 

That caused Amanda to say, “I’m not really sure why Helen’s so excited that Elissa won the Veto. Helen, you’re going home!"

Amanda decided to tell Elissa that Helen was the one going home. She also told her that she couldn't get the numbers to change the game, and threatened her not to warn Helen.

However, unbeknownst to Amanda, Elissa and Helen had secretly synchronized their "menzies," giving them the super power to communicate telepathically.

With Helen lobbying Aaryn to put Amanda up as the replacement nominee to split her up from McCrae, Amanda got a little too cocky and decided to call Aaryn out once again for stealing a bottle of wine and drinking it during week one.

“Don’t try to justify how your bitchiness the first couple weeks wasn’t bitchiness and that you're the victim."

And while Amanda was right that Aaryn was just a little too flippant about re-living the whole situation, it probably wasn't good to call out the HOH, especially when she was still deciding on who to put up as her replacement nominee.

Having been through this once, twice or ten times with Amanda already, McCrae put up his standard disclaimer. “Here we go again, Mount St. Amanda blowing up at the top…This is a recipe for disaster. “

Not used to being the second bitch who gets to poop, Aaryn finally began to question her alliance with Amanda.

“Amanda’s tone and the way she’s talking to me right now just shows me that she thinks that she’s so much better than me in this game. Who does she think she is?"

Things got worse when Aaryn tried to stand up for herself by saying, “Everyone loved to make me look like the bitch.”

That caused Amanda to snap, “You made yourself look like the bitch! Alright, I’m not having this conversation anymore,” as she stormed out of the room dismissing Aaryn.

Getting one upped yet again left Aaryn's blood boiling. “Amanda’s won nothing, and she can talk to me that way? No. This isn’t even Big Brother anymore, it’s the "McCrae and Amanda Show.”

Sure enough, Aaryn's replacement nominee was...Spencer, because Aaryn apparently really wants to finish in 4th place. 

Trying to lay some guilt on her friend Andy, Helen told him that if she leaves it would be because of his vote after he had initially denied being the swing vote.

And while Helen told Andy to keep their conversation private, he immediately ran back and told Amanda and McCrae like the good little narc he is.

Helen also went to work on McCrae, telling him to "man up" when it came to letting Amanda play his game.

Upset to learn that others considered her bossy, Amanda demanded to know, "I'm carrying you now too? What am I, a kangaroo? How do I boss you around ever?"

That caused Spencer to politically correctly say, "I think you're assertively honest."

As a last ditch effort, Elissa and Helen both confronted Andy, saying they knew about his plan to backdoor Helen.

Playing to his weakness, they threatened Andy by telling him that the rest of house would target him in the event that Helen went home.

Andy, who said that he plays each week NOT to get nominated, seemed to take the threat serious. "If anyone even insinuates that they're going to put me on the block, I'm terrified."

However, the threat of an angry Elissa and GinaMarie coming after him did not prove to be enough, as Helen was evicted 4-1.

The first question on Connie Chung's mind in Helen's post eviction interview was, "What was so scary about Judd?"

Helen cited rumors that he was the MVP, and that he might be the cousin of Howie from Big Brother 6.

Admitting that she made a mistake in targeting Judd, Helen said, "Unfortunately for Judd, maybe he's not any of that."

Helen's disappointment turned to hunger after she was told that she would immediately be competing to get back in the house, as she asked Julie for food first since she had been a Have Not all last week.

Meanwhile, Judd had mixed emotions when it was revealed that Jessie was joining Candice and himself in the Jury House.

"When I first saw Jessie, I was really mad that she voted me out...I was also thinking, I almost forgot how hot she was."

The week left off with a simultaneous Return to the Game/HOH Competition involving two separate groups playing the same game.

The Jurors and the remaining houseguests both had to balance on an outfield wall while trying to be the first to catch ten baseballs, with the first Juror to ten getting to come back into the game, and the first Juror or remaining player to catch ten winning HOH.

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7. Rachel Reilly's Sister - When asked by Spencer if she's ever taken dance class Elissa said, "Yeah, what's that guy, Frank Sinatra?" She then remembered that it wasn't Frank Sinatra, but a course at "Studio Booty Shake," which are pretty easy to get confused.

Never one to miss an opportunity to ask a sexually loaded question, Spencer followed up by asking Elissa, "Have you ever danced professionally...For like dollars?" Elissa responded by saying, "No, for the Carolina Speed," which was really just a technicality, kind of like how all the "dancers" I know dance for "Kentucky Meth."

Elissa’s Slater's hair color seems to change weekly…Seriously, where the fuck is she getting her hair done?

6. Spencer Clawson - Spencer compared GinaMarie to a drug addict saying, "There are only three places those people can go, jails, institutions or death...and to me that's GinaMarie's future." When Andy added, "I could totally see her killing someone," Spencer said, "Or texting, doing her hair and exercising in her convertible Sebring and driving off a cliff."

Spencer Clawson going "Al Bundy" on some jean shorts.

5. GinaMarie Zimmerman - Speaking of GinaMarie, Andy said the cockpit in the "Have Not" room has been dubbed "GinaMarie's Fart Emporium."

Spencer said, "GinaMarie is the type of girl if you went on a date with her and she was all made up you'd be like this is going to be cool, and like you go over to her house the next day to pick something up and you'd be like, 'Yeah, is your roommate here?'" (Note how GinaMarie's Bud Light girl calendar was dated 2012...WTF happened?!?).

4. Aaryn Gries - Aaryn won't win, but she's worked her way back up in the game by becoming Amanda's "other bitch." I guess that needs clarifying...Amanda's other bitch not named McCrae or Andy.

3. Andy Herren - Perhaps the greatest floater in Big Brother history, I'd love to see Andy's head explode from an overdose of nodding, saying "yeah, yeah," and tears streaming down his cheeks in the even that he ever has to make a big decision of his own.

2. McCrae Olson - Amanda tried to win McCrae's family over by describing his penis on national TV. "It's beautiful, I would send pictures of my dick out if mine looked like his."

Unfortunately, Amanda's dick isn't nearly as pretty as McCrae Olson's, but it is bigger.

1. Amanda Zuckerman - Color me shocked that nobody had the balls to make a big move this summer and split 'McCranda" up by voting Amanda out of the house. I guess she must have won the house over with her sweet and lovable personality.

For example, when Spencer brought up that he can't get his wife to send him naked pictures on Big Brother After Dark, Amanda yelled, "Oh my God, I never don't send naked pictures!"

And while discussing sexual positions Amanda added, "Yeah, I like to be pounded fucking hard...But not like a rabbit."

When Amanda tried to show Aaryn what "backwards scissoring" is Aaryn exclaimed, "That doesn't work! That's butthole! That's butthole!"

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This week's episodes began with McCrae in tears after the house voted to evict his closest friend, Judd. “I didn’t think I’d care about these people, but I’m a big woosie I guess.”

The HOH Competition required the contestants to square off one-on-one and balance a "cherry" (a ball) down a curved board and drop it into a "banana split" (a cup) the fastest without the ball falling off the edge. 

With McCrae squaring off against his girlfriend, Amanda threatened, "McCrae better let me win this challenge or we’ll be banana splitting up."

Sure enough, Amanda lost to McCrae, who didn't even appear to take the competition seriously.

And even though Andy secured HOH for their alliance by defeating McCrae in the finals, Amanda threw a tantrum at McCrae because he didn't let her win...And well, she really, really wanted to win for a change.

Of course, Amanda failed to grasp the concept that it doesn't make you a winner if you get your boyfriend to throw a competition in your favor, it just makes you a spoiled little bitch. 

After Amanda literally stopped crying put on her big girl panties, she made a Final Four deal with Aaryn, Andy and McCrae that they dubbed "3AM."

With Andy tipping Amanda and McRae off that Helen was sending out feelers to backdoor them, McCrae and Andy made fake Final Three alliance with Helen at Amanda’s suggestion.

That caused Helen to gush, “McCrae has finally woken up…If he wants to win this game, he needs to cut Amanda loose.”

Still holding a personal grudge towards Jessie after their fight last week, Amanda lobbied against her arguing that she had to go now because “she wants to make a big move.”

In actuality, the closest Jessie Kowalski came to making a "big move" was nearly flashing America her goods while adjusting her panties on Big Brother After Dark.

Andy correctly guessed that the Veto Competition would be the summer's annual counting competition.

With the contestants having to guess the number of items on display and either fold, or stay and risk elimination if their guess was the furthest away, Amanda put together a plan for everyone but Helen to fold in order to keep her trust and knock Jessie out.

While brilliant in theory, Amanda ignored one important variable, the fact that Spencer was not part of her alliance and that he was competing to get himself off of the nomination block.

Sure enough, Spencer wasn't having any part of Amanda's plan. “They want me to throw a Veto Competition the week I’m on the block? What do they think, that I’m some kind of rube?”

And when Spencer elected to play and knocked Helen out, Spencer said, "Oops! I can hear Amanda saying 'there goes the plan.'"

With the first person guessing closest to the actual amount the most number of times without being eliminated winning the POV, the competition came down to the final round.

And with the POV on the line for one final guess, Elissa folded....Even though there were no more rounds to wait for.

However, Andy was still able to win the Veto over Spencer, who the "3AM" alliance immediately contemplated getting rid of over Jessie because they couldn't manipulate him.

As usual, Amanda took things personally even though Spencer was on the block and had no reason to trust her.

"Spencer messing up my strategy for the Veto really makes me mad. It was a glorious, glorious plan."

Jessie and Helen tried to flip Andy and get him to put Amanda up, not realizing that he was Amanda's closest ally aside this side of McCrae's penis.

With Jessie doing her best to dig her own grave, Spencer made a huge mistake at the Veto Ceremony by telling Andy, “You haven’t done anything intelligent all week, and I don’t expect you to start now.”

Sure enough, Andy didn’t use Veto, although the "3AM" alliance had considered backdooring Helen. 

Jessie confronted Helen for passive aggressively throwing her under the bus in front of the house by implying that she might have been a rat.

And when Helen told Jessie that she was upset at her because she tried to get Amanda out, Jessie lost her shit, and rightfully so since Helen had been working just as hard as she was to get Amanda out.

That caused Jessie to go straight to Amanda and admit that she was targeted her...Along with Helen and Elissa.

That in turn prompted Amanda to call a house meeting, where Helen denied any plan to get Amanda out.

After listening in on Jessie confronting Helen in private, Andy said, “Jessie is absolutely right, Helen has come to me about getting Amanda out of the house.”

With turnabout being fair play, Jessie listened in and heard the "3AM" alliance laughing about how their plan was to evict her even though they had been telling her she was safe.

Jessie then called Andy out by saying, “I know everything now. I was listening through the wall. I’m going to tell everybody.”

A panicked Andy asked, “What did you hear?" That caused Jessie to snark, “What do you think I heard Andy? Take a guess.”

Jessie announced that her plan was “To blow everybody’s shit out of the water this week. So you all sit back and just watch the show,” and she started by telling GinaMarie that Aaryn talked shit about her "all the time."

GinaMarie let Aaryn know Jessie had said that, but told her that she was cool with it. However, not knowing how to react to getting caught, Aaryn's natural instincts kicked in and she snapped at GinaMarie.

“Just don’t tell me not to be upset when somebody brings my name up like that…I’m not going to sit here and fucking let you talk to me like that.”

Trying to calm her down, GinaMarie responded by saying “I’m cool, mommy, I’m cool. I’m just sitting here relaxing…If  you want to bring it up to her and start a fight, go ahead."

However, that had the opposite affect. “I don’t know why you’re still talking…You’re annoying right now.”

That's when GinaMarie finally lost it. "You better check yourself  again...C’mon Aaryn, bring it Aaryn!"

And when GinaMarie followed her down stairs to antagonize her, Aaryn screamed, “Leave me the fuck alone!”

When GinaMarie told her, “You’re yelling like a psychopath, again,” Aaryn asked, “Again?” Perhaps realizing for the first time that she had been making herself look like an ass all summer.

When GinaMarie decided to wake the entire house up the entire house up to weigh in on their fight, a more than pleased Jessie jumped up and exclaimed, "I’m awake," raising her hand and hopping up and down.

A dumbfounded Aaryn complained, “Like, I don’t even know what’s happening right now."

And when GinaMarie brought the entire house up to the HOH Room, Aaryn yelled at her, “Why are we still talking about this?”

GinaMarie responded in true confusing GinaMarie fashion. "I’m just trying to be cool and you’re snapping like a little Chihuahua, mommy."

And while I'm not entirely sure that GinaMarie ever explained to the house why they were fighting in the first place to make Aaryn look bad, it at least made for some good drama.

Despite her best efforts to stir up the house, Jessie was still voted out 6-0, probably because she never really put the information she had on Helen, Aaryn or Andy to good use strategic use.

Sure enough, Andy, who cries at evictions like he cries at weddings, teared up when Jessie left the house, and I don't think he even liked her.

Upon her exit interview Jessie bemoaned. “I came in expecting a buddy, a friend or even a showmance, and it didn’t work out,” which is precisely why she's an single and unemployed dog mom back home in Texas. 

The HOH Competition required the contestants to go head-to-head and determine whether a song was describing a past HOH, Have/Have-Not or Veto Competition the fastest.

Aaryn ended up winning over Amanda, giving Aaryn her third HOH of the summer.

Connie Chung then announced to America, but not the houseguests, that one of the Jury members would be returning to the game next Thursday based upon the results of a yet to be played competition, which is sure to make things interesting.

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8. GinaMarie Zimmerman - Is it just me, or does GinaMarie just an over the top parody of the character "Magda" in Something about Mary?

7. Spencer Clawson - Spencer claims he wrote a screen play in college that he titled "Knocked Up" that his professor stole the idea for and sold to Hollywood.

6. Aaryn Gries - Aaryn's social game is so bad that Andy, Spencer and McCrae made a suicide pact in the event that Aaryn or GinaMarie were to vote them out of the house.

5. Rachel Reilly's Sister - As a dietitian, Elissa seems convinced that GinaMarie has an eating disorder.

If GinaMarie Zimmerman does have an eating disorder, somebody forgot to tell her about the part where she's supposed to make herself throw up.

4. Helen Kim - Plotting against her own alliance with people who are not truly loyal to her, Helen may have schemed her ticket right out of the game.

3. Amanda Zuckerman - When McCrae danced around after being named the host of the Veto Competition Amanda sarcastically complained, “That’s not embarrassing.”

McCrae Olson

Of course, Amanda Zuckerman's the girl who's flashed boobs and walks around house in panties three sizes to small for her giant ass.

2. Andy Herren - Perhaps getting a little too cocky for the first time in his life, Andy playfully asked, "It's time for everyone's favorite game, what are Candice and Judd doing right now?" And while Andy's done a pretty good job of predicting the various twists and sequence of competitions this summer, he seemed completely unaware that they were preparing to compete in an event to get back into the house.


1. McCrae Olson - On Big Brother After Dark McCrae and Amanda finally got "Big Brother married."

...With Andy Herren presiding and reading inappropriate Bible versus while dressed as a vampire.

"54 days ago when we walked into the Big Brother house a couple met. And when they met, who knew that true love was going to spark...Sadly, that romance was cut short after 13 days when David was evicted. After that, the second best couple in the house started canoodling."

Andy concluded the ceremony by asking, "Amanda do you take McCrae to be your lawfully wedded spouse? And if you don't, the entire house will be coming after you next week."

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As the contestants continued treading on rolling barrels in a strenuous HOH Competition, GinaMarie felt she was getting her first workout of the summer.

“Ooh, my butt is going feel nice and plump tomorrow.”

Fast forwarding until "tomorrow" and GinaMarie Zimmerman's butt was definitely plump, but not nice...But maybe it just needed another day to ripen.

As the final two, McCrae was offered a deal to keep Amanda and himself safe and make one of GinaMarie's nominations if he'd just let her win HOH.

While McCrae was reluctant to drop out due to strategic reasons, GinaMarie had her own reason for fighting so hard for the HOH Room. “I need this, I need my hair dye!”

McCrae was confident that he could win without even having to make a deal.

“I’ve got carnie blood in me. I don’t work out ever. For some reason this competition is really suited to me, so it seems like everything is coming out McCrae.”

Unfortunately, McCrae's cockiness got the best of him, as he ended up tripping and falling off of his barrel, giving GinaMarie HOH before anything was officially promised to him in return.

Having won, GinaMarie then promptly face planted worse than anybody else who had fell as she simply tried to step off her barrel.

With the first three contestants out of the competition receiving "mystery boxes," Spencer’s contained a blow horn that he was forced to speak through until the nominations were announced.

As Spencer said, that made it difficult for him to have any type of private conversation.

Candice and Helen both received prizes, with Candice getting $5,000, and Helen winning a backyard BBQ to which she could invite two other houseguests.

GinaMarie made her first priority as HOH to get rid of Candice.

"Candice is a target for me this week: A) she picks on my girl Aaryn, B) I can’t stand her freaking voice in my ear all the time. C) She starts so much drama…D) She's black." Okay, I made D) up...but GinaMarie still thought it.

The HOH Room contained a picture of GinaMarie Zimmerman and Nick Uhas. That caused Aaryn to say, “Great, a picture of Nick. Really? I just spent the last two weeks trying to wean her off of him, and now she’s right back on the crazy train.

Andy was less than impressed with the luxury items that GinaMarie received as HOH.

"GinaMarie is 32-years-old, but all the things in her room insinuate that she's 15. I mean she has crowns from pageants, she has dresses from pageants…She’s got music that a 15-year-old girl would love, and she has a picture of a boy that she had a very intense crush on."

Helen's plan to bring Aaryn along with Elissa to her backyard BBQ infuriated Jessie, who felt like she was more deserving.

After Jessie bitched on and on about not getting invited, Amanda quipped in the diary room, “Just sit there, shut up, and look semi-pretty."

Asked why it was such a big deal, Jessie whined, “It's a huge deal. To be able to drink, it's a huge deal.”

And when Jessie took her moping to yet another level by complaining, “I don’t even want to be in the house right now at all. I’m just over the fakeness," Amanda said "Let's talk about fakeness."

Amanda then let Jessie know that she was aware that she woke Andy up at 4 a.m. the prior morning with a secret plan to back door Amanda and vote her out.

"So don’t there and be a little fucking girl and cry about not getting invited to a BBQ when you were contemplating flipping the house."

And when Amanda finished by saying, "Why don’t you go cry in the corner," Jessie showed Amanda by going to the Diary Room instead...Where she proceeded to lose her shit and cry just as Amanda had predicted.

McCrae later tried to explain to Jessie why she was in the position she was in. “When you say stuff about loyalty and trust and you’re the one flipping the house, it’s tough for you to have any credibility.

And when Jessie responded that she had been presented with a plan that she simply wanted to ask Andy about, Amanda said, “The fact that you even had to ask anybody else, that’s scary to me.”

Amanda then proceeded to try and read Jessie the riot act. “You're acting like a not sane person. You’re attention seeking, you're crazy.”

However, Jessie got the best jab of round two in when she responded, “I’m attention seeking? You’re in your underwear!”

Jessie Kowalski may have been on to something, as why someone with a big gut and fat ass like Amanda Zuckerman would walk around in nothing but a pair of panties and a shirt tied above her belly is beyond me.

Jessie went on to say, "Maybe that’s my personality," to which Amanda responded, “Well, that sucks.”

Fortunately, Amanda Zuckerman and Jessie Kowalski then made up when Jessie promised to shove her head up her ass. That caused Amanda to say, "You're head is literally up my asshole...Do it again!"

Thinking that she had won a decisive victory, McCrae put Amanda in her place by telling her to stop being a bully saying, “It makes both of you look bad.”

And when Amanda selfishly said that she now wanted to get Jessie out, McCrae pleaded with her to stick with their plan, and not her personal agenda.

Of course, Amanda got irritated with McCrae for not backing her and letting Jessie sit next to him.

That caused McCrae to comment, “In my head right now is just like me thinking about how this sounds like so many relationships I’ve been in. I’d do anything just to be able to scratch through the drywall and just get out of here.”

In making her nominations, GinaMarie told Candice that she was a drama queen, a tattletale and a rat…but that she liked her other than that.

She then went on to call Jessie a “flip-flopper," saying, "that’s even worse in my book.”

GinaMarie later told Jessie that she was not her target, and apologized for calling her a "flip-flopper.”

In regards to the MVP, Amanda felt, “I am very, very confident that someone in the house.”

Why did she feel that way? Because she arrogantly felt, “Nobody would vote for me to go on the block…What am I doing that nobody doesn’t like?”

Right on cue came Amanda getting nominated for eviction via America's MVP, which blew her mind and caused her to speculate that Judd was MVP.

Speaking of Judd, the Veto Competition involved tossing (fake) frogs at numbered targets floating in a pond.

“I’m just thinking this is just right up my ally. I love anything frog related. I love frog gigging, frog legs, I love anything frog related."

During the competition, Candice told Judd that Amanda had been talking shit about him the night before.

Sensing that she was about to get exposed, Amanda yelled, "Candice, are you talking shit up there?…Why don’t you shut your big fat mouth?

That caused Candice to snap, “I can talk, it’s my mouth.”

Apparently Amanda's enormous ego didn't even want Aaryn and GinaMarie to be the most racist people in the house, because Amanda went on to taunt, "That’s the 'Shaniqua' coming out of you I guess."

And when Amanda rhetorically asked, "Am I racist now?" America answered yes. 

Later, on Big Brother After Dark Spencer teased, “I do think that your 'Shaniqua' comment trumped Aaryn’s by far as being slurish."

In fact, even Elissa from North Carolina said, "I feel like Amanda took it 100 steps too far. Derogatory comments just are inappropriate anywhere, any time."

Not content to be known just as yet another Big Brother racist, Amanda kept pushing things further, saying, "No wonder people made fun of you in school, because you act like a fool."

Amanda then finished Candice off by saying, "Up your nose with a rubber hose."

As the one gay man unable to deal with any sort of drama, Andy yelled, “Stop! Both of you, stop!”

Sure enough, Candice whiffed on her frog toss, causing Amanda to taunt, “Oopsie, that sucks Candice. Gosh, I feel so bad for you."

And as Amanda continued to taunt her as they stood together amongst the other eliminated players, Candice finally said, "Shut the fuck up and be quiet and leave me alone, and I will leave you alone."

With each player winning a prize/punishment subject to being traded to a player finishing higher, Judd won the POV Competition.

After trades, Amanda wound up with the Jersey Shore spray tan that GinaMarie begged for (even though it was a punishment), GinaMarie was forced to wear the "Cone of shame," and Candice was required to dress in a "Clownie-tard" inspired by Aaryn's creepy stuffed clown doll.

Upon putting on the Clownie-tard, Candice Stewart said, "It’s truly going to be hard to get a husband after this," forgetting for a moment that she was raised "white."

And while Judd won the competition, he let Jessie keep the Power of Veto and took $5,000 from Candice instead. 

Once again, McCrae was pissed that Amanda started conflict at the POV Competition.

“You won’t shut the fuck up...You’re on the block…You could be going home…You’re running your mouth being a bully…She’s going home, and you just want to rub salt in it…You just make yourself look like an ass.”

Meanwhile, GinaMarie played in the tub, fully utilizing her powers as HOH.

Even the "Cone of Shame" was embarrassed to be seen around GinaMarie Zimmerman.

With a free pass from Judd, Jessie used the Power of Veto on herself, which forced GinaMarie to put up Spencer as a replacement nominee. 

Judd tried to warn Amanda not to have anymore emotional outbursts since it was putting a target on her.

Of course, that caused Amanda to say that Judd was not loyal to her, and that she was convinced that he was the past week's MVP.

Jessie tried to organize a plan to get Amanda out saying, “She’s been running it since week one, you know it and I know it.” She even kissed Judd for the first time to sell it, showing that she really was serious.

However, Andy, as usual, was not on board to make a big move given that he's the game's ultimate floater. 

Connie Chung announced that for the first time ever that there would be 9 jury members, which would begin with a surprise Double Eviction.

Additionally, Connie Chung hinted that going to the Jury House would not necessarily send an eliminated contestant out of the game.

In her pre-vote eviction speech, Candice called GinaMarie out for saying she was a rat during nominations.

And when Candice was unanimously voted out, Candice left by saying, “Bye, go back to your mom's house” to GinaMarie, even though she was the one going home...But the bitches hate each other, so who really cared, right?

That caused Gina Marie to say, “Nobody likes you, nobody wants you, even your own mother...At least my mom likes me, unlike yours," referencing Candice having been adopted. 

That caused Helen to say, “That comment did not need to be said,” and even Aaryn, the most racist houseguest in history acknowledged that GinaMarie was a "bitch."

Candice responded by saying, “Take your tongue ring out and your colored contacts, that was so ten years ago,” and referenced GinaMarie's pagaent win by asking, “A crown for what, Miss used to be fat America?”

Candice arrived for her post eviction interview by saying, "Sorry about all that Julie," and reminded America, "I’m a lovely person inside and out" for like the the 100th time this summer.

Of course, that was something that she kept telling herself over and over again throughout the season...Almost as if she had been seeing a psychiatrist and taking medication.

With a double eviction, the new HOH required the contestants to guess whether “More or Less” when it came to counting random items around the house.

Aaryn ended up winning HOH, and had to immediately make her nominations, Jessie and Spencer.

With an immediate Veto Competition to follow, Julie announced that the MVP was over for the summer, and that for the first time this season there would only be two nominees.

The Veto Competition required the contestants to go to a tool box and retrieve nails of various lengths in order to complete puzzle.

On a streak of dominance, Aaryn won Veto and took Jessie off the block. "I have to put this person up because they are playing me, and think I would not realize that….Judd.  Everyone minus two people want this."

When Judd asked why she was smiling, Jessie said, “I’m just happy that I’m staying, not that you’re going,” to which Judd replied, “The snake wins the game.”

On the block with no time to lobby for his position in the house given the double eviction, Judd pleaded, “Please change your vote,”as he looked at each houseguest in the eyes.

And while Judd was unanimously evicted, nearly everyone cried...or at least Andy did, because he was such a good guy.

But not Helen, who ran to Aaryn and said, “You are Janelle, that was so humongous…He’s a schemer!” 

When Connie Chung asked Judd, "What happened?" he could only say, “I got the big ole blindside tonight…I’m more confused than anybody, I guess I need to watch the footage and find out.”

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9. GinaMarie Zimmerman - As HOH, GinaMarie took a bath in a thong as she talked to the fish tank saying“Fishies” in high pitched voice, as if they would come to her like dogs. 

With a cone over her mouth, all we need is something to cover GinaMarie Zimmerman's bare-ass.

8. Spencer Clawson - Spencer made his biggest contribution to the house all summer when he said, “I’m going to go fuck with people with my blow horn.”

7. Jessie Kowalski - Really, with a poor social game, Jessie doesn't have too much going for her.

Jessie Kowalski has nice boobs.

6. Aaryn Gries - Aaryn has improved her position by being loyal to Helen, Elissa and Amanda. It looks like they'll keep her around as long as they can use and control her.

Aaryn Gries' ass.

5. Rachel Reilly's Sister - I have Rachel Reilly's sister moving up this week, mainly because Helen is in a position of power and considers Elissa her #2, even though she's not in as well with the rest of Helen's alliance.

4. Amanda Zuckerman - As punishment for her racist remarks towards Candice, Amanda was forced to learn what it’s like to be black…Kind of like the movie Soul Man, but in reverse.

Amanda Zukerman: As punishment for her racist for "Shaniqua" comment towards Candice, Big Brother made Amanda put on makeup so she would learn what it's like to be a black person...Kind of like the movie Soul Man, only not as politically correct. 

3. Andy Herren - In response to GinaMarie and Aaryn's celebration over GinaMarie winning HOH Andy said, "I’ve gotten very far in this game being everyone’s friends, but watching GinaMarie and Aaryn dance around is so dumb,  I’m dying a little bit inside as I watch it."

And while Aaryn and GinaMarie played Ring Around the Rosie, Andy Herren kicks it old school as the Tri-State Area Break-dance Champion of 1986.

2. McCrae Olson -It's kind of funny when America is wondering what a pizza delivery boy like McCrae is doing staying with a high end real estate agent with gigantic fake boobs like Amanda.

1. Helen Kim -Someone is going to eventually target Helen, aren't they?