Alexis Maxwell - A 21-year-old student at Northwestern University in Chicago.
Pros: She got into Northwestern, so she has to be smart in addition to being a "beauty."
Cons: She claims that she will put her background in psychology to good use on the show, which would make her the first person in history to ever put an undergrad psychology major to any sort of practical use whatsoever.
|Alexis Maxwell: See, not all girls from Northwestern are ugly.|
Brice Johnston - A 27-year-old social worker from Philadelphia.
Pros: Claims that everyone who he meets like him, but also that he can "turn into a person-eating bitch," so he's obviously this season's catty gay guy.
Cons: While he's officially a "beauty," Brice also considers himself fit enough to have been a "brawn," which clearly means that he hasn't looked at himself in the mirror any time recently.
|Brice Johnston REALLY likes to grab his crotch..I mean like, he seriously might have a problem.|
Jefra Bland - A 22-year-old former Miss Teen Kentucky.
Pros: Jefra overcame growing up with a father who had a pain pill addiction.
Cons: That means that she's just like any other girl who grew up in Kentucky.
|Jefra Bland looks like she's struggling to keep her boobs inside her swim suit.|
Jeremiah Wood - A 34-year-old male model from Dobson, North Carolina.
Pros: He claims to be athletic, even though he's a male model.
Cons: Lists his essential item as a "North Carolina flag" and claims that he wants to "prove to the world that a country boy can survive," meaning that Hank Williams, Jr. still gets way too much airplay in the south.
|Jeremiah Wood doing his best Marty McFly impersonation.|
Pros: Considers himself athletic, witty and charming.
Cons: People from Boston always have super over-inflated egos about themselves, so I'm guessing that he's never played sports, can barely carry a conversation (unless it's about Tom Brady or the Sox), and that his favorite song is "Date Rape" by Sublime.
|L.J. McKanas certainly isn't a brain considering that he hasn't figured out that Boston isn't really a hotspot for horse training.|
Morgan McLeod - A 21-year-old former San Francisco 49ers cheerleader.
Pros: She's so hot that I want to punch her in the face.
Cons: Lists her three essential items as a razor to shave her legs, an i-Phone and her Instagram account...Which means that pooping in the woods is probably going to be really, really difficult for her.
|I'm not a big 49ers fan, but I really like Morgan McLeon's pom-poms.|
David Samson - 45-year-old President of the Miami, Marlins baseball team.
Pros: Has finished an Ironman Triathlon, proving that he has physical and mental endurance.
Cons: Not only is he President of the worst franchise in all of Major League Baseball, but he left the team mid-season to compete on a reality show.
|Then again, the way that he's viewed by Marlin fans, it probably wasn't a bad idea for David Samson to take a sabbatical and play reality TV star in the middle of a season.|
Garrett Adelstein - A 27-year-old professional poker player from California.
Kassandra "Kass" McQuillen - A 41-year-old attorney from California.