Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Save the Albinos!

Personally, I find these links very disturbing:

I promise you all that my hair will not bring you luck on your fishing expeditions. In fact, I am one of the worst fishermen ever. I once went fishing and my dog insisted on jumping in the water and swimming behind my canoe. I ended up hooking him by his collar. This was very humiliating for both my dog and myself. I also assure you that I will not just up and "fade away" one day, but I will instead die a regular and undistinguished death like the rest of you. Finally, I can attest that most of my body parts do not have superpowers, and I really really need the one that does. So I beg you all, please leave my child and I alone!

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