Blogging Survivor - San Juan del Sur: Because if there's one thing that John Rocker and the gay guy from New York City could possibly bond over, it's that they're both pitchers.

Survivor - San Juan del Sur: Blood vs. Water began in Nicaragua with most of the pairs of loved ones being dropped off on a beach with nothing but a flint to spend the night alone together.

However, ex Atlanta Brave John Rocker seemed to have a comfort advantage over the other contestants, as Jeff Probst allowed him to be dropped off with two pillows. 

To start off, we learned some additional background information as the duos struggled to make camp for the night.

For example, who would have ever guessed the the cheerleader mom from Texas had been divorced three times, and that her twenty-year old daughter Baylor had taken on the maternal role in the relationship? (By the way, that was a rhetorical question.)

We also found out that Kelley and her father have had a strained relationship at times, which is something that you would have never guessed from Dale's Twitter handle, FarmGuy69...And no, Dale's not 69-years-old, he's just 55 and creepy.

Two time Amazing Race veterans Nadiya and Natalie yelled at each other in a foreign language that I quickly identified as Fatty.

Meanwhile, the redneck father and son firefighter duo from Louisiana managed to lose the striker for their flint, causing them to spend the night without fire and argue about who was smarter.

Or as Keith, the father, said to his son, "Your mind is about as strong as that rock," which I think is some sort of redneck proverb.

After meeting with Jeff Probst, the loved ones were all divided into separate tribes, with Natalie and Nadiya both deciding to use their buffs as girdles instead of bikini tops or mini-skirts like the hot girls do.

The initial Reward Challenge involved solving a rope maze and tossing rings to retrieve two platforms the fastest.

In a twist, the challenge only consisted of two total competitors, one from each team, a loved one against a loved one, with the loser going immediately to Exile Island.

Jeremy ended up beating his wife Val (not literally...well literally, but not in a Ray Rice kind of way) to give the Hunapuh Tribe fire and beans. He also had to immediately select a member of his own tribe to join his wife on Exile Island.

Interestingly, without even asking if he could volunteer to go himself, Jeremy sent another dude, Keith, the inept firefighter who admitted he lost his striker and broke his flint on night one, to spend the night with his wife.

Back at Hunahpu Jeremy lamented about sending his wife to Exile Island, but not for too long, as quickly reached out to the ladies and struck up a two person alliance with Kelley...Natalie...AND Missy.

At Coyopa, Dale felt ostracized as the old guy, but found a tag with an emblem on it that he took to use as a fake Immunity Idol in case he needed it. He also broke his glasses in half so he could use two lenses to better start a fire for the tribe to show his worth.

Meanwhile, Val and Keith both got clues for their tribes' Immunity Idols at Exile Island. And while Keith looked at Val skeptically since he had never been further north than Arkansas and she was black, they ended up bonding since her husband and he were both firemen.

Kelly noted how she understood Drew, who was trying trying to be the alpha male and take charge around camp, by relating his behavior to being in a relationship with her boyfriend, John Rocker.

John Rocker's girlfriend Kelly then went on to call Drew "just a dumb young guy." 

Wes outed John Rocker, who idiotically tried to conceal that he was an infamous ex major leaguer.

Keep in mind that this wasn't a situation where the producers got involved and a twenty something-year-old weather bunny for her local sports network claimed that she recognized Gary Hogoboom from his two starts for the Dallas Cowboys ten years before she was even born.

John Rocker is a guy who continues to make news for his racist comments and ties to the baseball steroid scandal several years after he was all but banished from the league. 

After discovering poisonous sap falling from the branches above the shelter he was building Drew noted, "We got poisonous sap, we got scorpions. Shoot, there could be a puma running around here that I don't know about. There are definitely dangers far from anything I know in Florida around here."

Sadly, I used to live in Florida, and the poisonous sap was probably coming from a tree called "Poison Wood" that is indigenous to Florida...Kind of like scorpions and pumas are.

The First Immunity Challenge was a team race up a tower, under an obstacle, and then over three walls where four people from each team then had to solve a puzzle to win.

Despite an early lead for Coyopa, Hunahpu ended coming from behind to win Immunity

Heading into Tribal Council for Coyopa, Dale wanted to target Nadiya based upon her ruthless strategy on the Amazing Race.

Meanwhile, the girls all tried to align and target Dale, who they thought was the weakest of the male competitors on their tribe. Fittingly, Josh, the gay guy entertained both plans, and seemed to be the swing vote.

At Tribal Council, Nadiya took an optimistic approach saying, "When given lemons, make margaritas." However, she also kept calling Josh her "girlfriend," although he noted in private how that is a term that people should never say to him even though he's gay.

If there's anything that John Rocker and a gay guy from New York City could possibly bond over, it's that they're both "pitchers." 

In the end, Josh stayed out of the male/female drama and cast an androgynous vote for Baylor, and Nadiya was sent back home to India.

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Blogging Big Brother 16 - "You're not fucking Jesus in this house"

The final week of Big Brother 16 began with Victoria just a little to full of herself, as when talking about Frankie she said, "It takes a player to play a player, and guess what Frankie, the joke's on you."

Of course, to that point in the game Frankie had established himself as one of the best competition players in addition to making several big moves, while Victoria's biggest accomplishment was making it back into the game after passing out while taking to take a shit.

Having to re-play the past week's competitions as a result of the house hitting the "Re-set Button," Frankie also started to get a little more cocky than normal, and normally, Frankie is pretty full of cocks.

"When I won this (the HOH) Competition and the Veto last week, I pretty much solidified by position in this house as competition beast."

However, the second time around Caleb won the HOH, and Derrick and Cody both lobbied him to put up Frankie.

When a Luxury Competition was announced, Caleb thought about the only two things that it could possibly mean.

"I'm super stoked, this could possibly have to do with some money, or maybe a big ole' jacked up Diesel truck."

However, it was The Jury who returned to the house to play in the Luxury Competition, and they trashed the house searching for disks for $5,000 while the remaining house guests were forced to watch.

Retrieve puck and use it to vote for a person to be knocked out. Winner gets $5k. House guests get to vote on who wins, and if correct they win $5k.

While Nicole managed to knock four different players out of the competition, her boyfriend ended up beating her in the final two to win the $5k.

As HOH, Caleb nominated Victoria and Frankie, saying that he made a pact with the three guys, even though was really secretly targeting Frankie.

Victoria was in on that plan saying, "I'm nominated for the 8th time, but sorry Frankie, you're going to be walking out that door, and I'm going to make it to the final four."

Trying to earn a Jury vote, Caleb even took it upon himself to tell Frankie that Derrick and Cody had lobbied to put him up.

The POV Competition was once again a three face mash-up. With Cody winning, that all but sealed Frankie's fate in the game, and he kept Caleb's nominations the same.

Sensing that he was in trouble, Frankie threatened to lobby the Jury and social media if he got voted out saying, "You're looking at the person who will single handedly pick the winner of this game."

That didn't go over well with the others, as Caleb said, "Shut up Frankie," while Cody told Frankie, "You're not fucking Jesus in this house."

Sure enough, Frankie was evicted in a 2-0 vote by Cody and Derrick, but not without having to hear a not so biting prepared speech from Frankie before he left the house.

"Caleb, I'm returning these to you, because even though I'm a queen, I have been the king of this house for 88 days. Victoria, please try to win something. Derrick, as the only remaining responsible adult, please don't kill my fish. Cody, I've had better."

Frankie's eviction sent us to the HOH Competition, which consisted of a series of "before or after" questions about the sequence of certain events that took place in the house.

Derrick ended up winning HOH and nominated Victoria and Caleb after making Caleb think that he had volunteered to go up as a pawn.

Not only was Caleb delusional about not being Derrick and Cody's target, but he was narcissistic enough to think that he was going to get signed to a movie, record or fitness model deal after the show ended.

In actuality, Caleb's last chance to stay in the game was the POV Competition, which required the players to solve a puzzle by linking the photos of past competition winners to their particular contests based upon clues that they were given..

Cody ended up winning the POV, which left Victoria and Caleb on the block and gave Cody the sole vote to evict.

In revealing that he decided to eliminate Caleb, Cody revealed his final two deal with Derrick.

Caleb took losing in stride, but perhaps regretting that he volunteered to be nominated four different times.

"My momma always told me I wasn't he brightest crayon in the box."

That sent the final four players to the final HOH Competition of the season, a three part contest that saw the winner of part one automatically move on to part three to play the winner of part two.

Cody won part one, an endurance competition to hang onto a ledge the longest.

Part two of the final HOH Competition saw Derrick and Victoria face off and repel through a course while trying to match faces to certain events that took place in the house.

And while Derrick ended up wining the right to compete against Cody for the final HOH, Victoria was still convinced that Derrick would take her to the final two.

By that point, some people in the Jury House were actually of the belief that Victoria might actually be playing dumb in order to advance further in the game, at least until Zach had enough and said,
"She's not ACTING dumb though!"

The final stage of the HOH Competition was called "Know your Jury," a true of false contest about how a Jury Member had answered a specific question.

While Cody defeated Derrick in a tie-breaker, Cody kept his word by evicting Victoria and taking Derrick with him to the finals.

At the final live vote, Derrick made his case to win by emphasizing his social game, noting how there were 55 nominations for eviction during the season, and how he was not nominated a single time. He also noted the four different times that he had won HOH.

Cody also stressed his social game, noting how he befriended people and used those relationships to gain information to help his alliance.

In the end, most of the Jury felt that Cody was simply Derrick's puppet, and Derrick won by a  7-2 vote.

More importantly, the winner of America's Favorite House Guest $25k was announced, which went to Donny with 5 million out of the over 10 million votes that were cast over Nicole and Zach.

The Big Brother 16 Blog - "Where I'm from, a clock is never a good thing."

This week's episode kicked off with the house guests in shock and discussing the heavy boos they heard waiting for Christine as she exited the house.

Frankie was the one who finally figured out that America might have hated her for her relationship Cody and how it was viewed since she was married.

Or as Frankie bluntly asked him, "You didn't have sex with her, did you?"

Cody Calafiore: I mean, who wouldn't trust this guy with their wife?

The house guests were also presented with the "Re-set Button" as the game's latest twist, only they didn't know what the repercussions would be in the event that they chose to push it.

Apparently having never watched the show before Frankie said, "I'm a huge fan of the show, I know what the button means. The button means, 'you push the button.'"

In a good position in the game with just two weeks left, deep down inside Frankie seemed to know that pushing the button really was a bad idea, but the gay man in him just couldn't seem to resist the urge.

"I'm terrified of what's going to happen when I push the button, but if I get the chance, of course I'm going to push the button!"

The HOH Competition required the final five house guests to battle by walking across teeter totter to place "seeds on a shovel" one by one without falling or knocking any of their seeds off.

With Frankie winning, he considered making a big move. Unfortunately, even though he was in a great position as HOH, Frankie lead the charge to push the "Re-set Button," after which a mysterious countdown began.

That left Caleb confused. "Where I'm from, a clock is never a good thing, a countdown like that is usually for an Armageddon, a bomb."

Clocks are still pretty mysterious to Caleb Reynolds, who deleted the clock on his cell phone to free up enough memory to take one more bitchin' selfie.

Being an election year, Big Brother alums Jeff and Jordan came on the show to campaign against Gay Marriage.

Getting worried that gay people were getting ready to destroy the sanctity or marriage, Jeff finally proposed to Jordan, who was so stupid that she thought that she was being named the next Bachelorette.

After Jordan said "yes," some country singer came into the backyard to sing a song about the beauty of Jeff's proposal...Well, that and Bush Light.

That made Caleb feel right at home. "I'm happier than a dag gum tornado in a trailer park," well, either that or happier than his mother in a trailer park...Either one works.

As HOH, Frankie nominated Cody and Victoria for eviction.

Amazed that she was still around, Victoria was just happy to be the last girl standing in the house.

"I played an amazing social game...And I like to think of myself as the Competition Princess."

Competition Princess Victoria Rafaeli...You know, if Princesses were really bad at competitions.

The Veto Competition was a freak show themed face "mash-up" of three different house guests, with the person able to identify the three house guests in all of the pictures the fastest winning.

Frankie also won the POV, and elected not to use it.

While Frankie's target was Victoria because the rest of his alliance wants her around as somebody they could beat, at Derrick's urging Victoria went to Frankie to pretend to bad mouth Derrick.

"I don't ever want to look at him, talk to him, I don't respect him as a person...I just feel so betrayed."

When Connie Chung announced that the Live Eviction episode was coming one day early, the house guests started to panic.

That caused Frankie to say, "The Big Brother fan inside of me is losing my mind...Hopefully it doesn't mean anything terrible for me."

In actually, it just meant that the NFL season was about to start, and that the first Thursday night game of the season was being televised on CBS.

The house guests began speculating about what twist would be unleashed as a result of pushing the "Re-set Button."

For some reason, Caleb was convinced that the button would send four celebrities into the house, one to compete with each remaining house guest.

"Hopefully my celebrity will be ole Mila Kunis coming up in here, and me winning in the luxury is me gettin' to marry that woman on national television."

Of course, Caleb's plan had several flaws.

First, Mila Kunis is married to Ashton Kutchor. Secondly, she's pregnant with his child. Third...Never mind, upon further thought I don't think one or two really matter to Caleb.

Right before the house was set to vote between Victoria and Cody, the Re-set Buzzer went off.

That's when Connie Chung announced that the Big Brother Rewind Twist was that the house would have to go back and replay the entire week, meaning that none of the past week's events officially happened, including Jeff proposing to Jordan.

That put Cody back in the "dino-tard," with the players competing in the exact same HOH competition where they had to walk back and forth on the teeter-totter and balance "seeds" on their spoon.

The Big Brother 16 Blog - "Stop playing big baby, let's play Big Brother!"

This week picked off with a grueling skating themed HOH Competition still in progress.

Or as Victoria said, "This competition is a nightmare. This feels like I'm freekin' running up the escalator at the mall. I'm literally staying in one place, but my energy's all gone."

For some reason, in Victoria Rafaeli's real life, which pretty much consists of lying by the pool and taking selfies, I don't think she needs a whole lot of energy. 

With Derrick far behind the leaders, he elected to go for the smaller bowl to fill and the $5,000 prize instead of HOH.

Caleb, in clear pain, mumbled to himself, "You can cry when it's over, you can cry when it's over," before going on to win HOH...and crying.

During the competition, Nicole gave a tip to go faster to Christine, which didn't go over well with the rest of The Detonator alliance, who saw Christine as playing both sides.

Or as Victoria said about Christine, "She's just so fake where I can't even stand it."

With Derrick ignoring her, and Victoria not used to being ignored, she snapped at him, "Are you not even in this conversation?"

Either Victoria Rafaeli gained weight in her face this summer, or she was attacked by a swarm of Botox.

When Caleb put Nicole up as a Have Not, she flipped out and wanted to go back home to Michigan before Derrick consoled her...Not because he was being a good guy, but because he was being a good player who wanted her Jury vote.

Not realizing that The Detonators had been using her all summer, Christine declared, "I'm not that nervous, I think it's going to be pretty straight forward."

Right on cue, Caleb nominated Nicole along with Christine for eviction.

The POV Competition required the contestants to watch video and cut wires to prevent a bomb from detonating, which was slightly ironic for Nicole and Christine.

Basically, it was a game of memory, with smoke bombs blowing up in your face in the event you got your "match" wrong.

When Christine won the POV, Frankie whispered something in her ear. Paranoid as always, Caleb not happy that Frankie spoke with one of their other alliance members, and demanded to know what Frankie had told her, which was that he would have gone to the end with her.

With Cody being the first player eliminated in the POV, he "won" a dinosaur costume.

With the dinosaur costume, Caleb Calafiore looked very ferocious with stubby little arms...Kind of like Caleb Reynolds.

At the Veto Meeting, Christine took herself off the block, and Caleb decided to put Victoria up as his replacement nominee instead of Frankie.

Even the intellectually challenged Victoria saw that Caleb lacked the cojones to make a big move saying, "Caleb did not make a big game move. Honestly, he's just a wimp."

Worse yet, Caleb told Frankie that he had considered putting him up as a replacement nominee, and Frankie asked him, "Who brought it up?" Sure enough, Caleb told  him it was Cody.

In a giant Detonators shit storm, Frankie decided to target Derrick, even though Derrick was the one who saved him from being a replacement nominee by talking Caleb out of it.

To top things off, before the Eviction Ceremony began, Connie Chung announced that it was going to be a surprise double eviction.

In her eviction speech Nicole pleaded for someone to make a bold game move by saying, "Stop playing big baby, let's play Big Brother and let's do some big game moves."

However, even Christine voted to evict her friend Nicole, who was evicted in a unanimous vote.

Not realizing that Connie Chung doesn't get a jury vote, Cody tried to kiss ass by saying, "Julie, you look amazing," to which Connie Chung said, "I wish I could say the same about you," in reference to his dino-tard.

The house guests then immediately went to another HOH Competition, with video statements from evicted house guests where the contestants had to guess "true of false" on a a statement that was said to be there bleeped out words.

Derrick won the HOH, and immediately was forced to nominate Victoria and Christine, saying that he was "Going with the house."

Frankie won the POV, which required the players to navigate a ball through three table mazes.

And with Frankie declining to use the POV, Christine was evicted in a unanimous 3-0 vote by her fellow Detonator alliance members, who elected to keep floater Victoria in the house.

Obviously pissed off, Christine didn't say good bye to anyone, and just abruptly left the house, which might have been the wrong decision since she walked out to a chorus of angry boos from viewers disgusted by the way she disrespected her husband by being a little more than flirtatious with Cody.

As Christine left the game in shame, Connie Chung announced another twist.

That twist was called "The Big Brother Rewind," which was described as a chance to replay an entire week of the game as two nominees were on the block, provided that the house decided to hit the "Rewind Button," not knowing what the consequence would be.

Blogging Big Brother 16 - "I'm planning on bring him in for a real close bro hug, maybe play with his hair a little bit to see what all the fuss is"

This week picked off with Nicole having rejoined the house after defeating the other Jury Members, and The Detonators scrambling to tell Victoria that she was still safe...not because they liked her, but because she was too stupid to be considered a real threat to their game.

For some reason Caleb decided to brag about his karate skills saying, "I'm a third degree black belt. Jet Li, Jackie Chan, they don't hold a candle to "Beast Mode Cowboy."

He then proceeded to do some sort of kick and fell flat on his ass.

You may have heard of the "downward dog," well Caleb Reynolds calls this move "Beast Mode Backside."

A "boxing" themed HOH Competition required the contestants to figure out day in the house that a certain event occurred, and then "punch" it into a scoreboard. 

After Cody fell down trying to punch in one of his answers, Cody ended up beating Donny in final round for to capture the title of HOH.

With Caleb back on the crazy kick that Donny was "military special intelligence," and that he "has an IQ of at 150, I guarantee it," Cody nominated Donny and Nicole for eviction.

In a medical scare, Nicole found Victoria unconscious on the bathroom floor, which meant that she either passed out taking a hard poo or while getting bulimic.

And since Nicole seemed to indicate that Victoria Rafaeli had her pants on when she found her, I'm going with the whole Bulimia thing. 

Thankfully, the Big Brother medic slowly made his way through the house before he began to attend to her, before officially announcing that Victoria's illness was due to her "wisdom teeth," wink, wink.

Fortunately, Victoria returns in time not to be a factor in the Veto Competition, which was a Big Brother classic, looking at a lot of identical objects and guessing how many there were.

With the closest guess each round earning a point and the furthest away getting eliminated, the competitors also had the option of folding and simply moving on to the next round.

With Christine guessing that the POV would be the annual counting competition, she put a plan together for each of her alliance members to stay in for a particular round to maximize their odds of taking their target, Donny, out.

Frankie's turn to stay in round one, loses to Donny who got his first of three cards.

With Cody holding two points and only needing three to win the POV, nominees Donny and Nicole each decided to fold. Not only did that automatically hand Cody the POV, but it disproved Caleb's theory that Donny was a secret genius and military intelligence once and for all.

The first flaw with Caleb Reynold's theory is that no intelligent person has voluntarily joined the military in the last forty years.

With Caleb trying to do an impersonation of Nicole's in house boyfriend Hayden, Nicole quipped, "Sorry Caleb, but Hayden's a guy who can actually get a girl in the Big Brother House," in reference to Caleb's embarrassing one-sided courtship with Amber.

Caleb Reynolds might be the only guy in America not to get a girl after buying an Ed Hardy t-shirt.

Meanwhile, Christine's husband Tim Brecht tried to act cool when he was interviewed about how he felt about Christine holding hands and snuggling with Cody, even though he clearly wasn't cool with it.

Clearly hurt, Christine's husband said, "Boundaries have been crossed...Both of them could throw a little respect my way."

However, he came across as the bigger person when he joked, "When I see Cody I'm planning on bring him in for a real close bro hug, maybe play with his hair a little bit to see what all the fuss is about."

Tim Brecht and Christine Brecht...or whatever her maiden name was.

Even Christine's dad was embarrassed saying, "It's uncomfortable as a father to watch," in regards to her blatant disrespect towards her husband on national TV.

In the end, Donny was evicted by a vote of 5-0.

The good hearted and genuine Donny was in tears as he comes on stage to meet with Connie Chung, who informed him that she had already been contacted by the soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful, who wanted him to guest star on their show...Preferably as some sort of character who was a genius and in military special intelligence.

The house guests then began a skating themed HOH Competition where they had to fill a cup with liquid, and then skate or slide down a lane to fill a glass snowman high enough to remove a floating piece of coal.

That of course, left all sorts of hilarity. 

The Big Brother 16 Blog - "I'm doing everything I can to fit this bone in the dag gone hole"

With Frankie and Derrick winning the two HOH spots, The Detonators guaranteed Victoria that she's safe.

Victoria Rafaeli: And by safe, they meant free to eat as many cheeseburgers non-kosher hot dogs as she could before she checks into Jenny Craig on her way back to her parents' house(s). 

Upon seeing Frankie's artifacts from home in his HOH Room, Zach declared,"Frankie's sister is a smoke bomb" (referring to his famous sister, Arianna Grande), while Caleb exclaimed, "She's beautiful!"

The Detonators were essentially forced to nominate one of their own, and with nobody volunteering, they decide to go with a random draw based upon skittle colors.

With Christine's color getting drawn along with Cody's, Derrick nominated Donny and Christine, while Frankie nominates Caleb and Cody.

That was clearly painful to Frankie, or as he said, "All summer both of you have been teasing me with your amazing abs, your perky pecs, your sensual smiles, and your bubble buttocks...Also I picked your candy out of this hat."

Caleb Calafiore: At this point, Frankie Grandie was just using his power in the house to try out cutting edge jock straps. 

The Detonators asked Christine to throw the BOB Competition so they could vote Donny out, which she agreed to do.

The final BOB Competition was the "black box," or a dark room where players have to find bones hidden in the dark, with the first team to find five winning and taking themselves off the block.

That left Caleb confused and saying, "I'm doing everything I can to fit this bone in the dag gone hole."

Caleb Reynolds: The "abdominal douche bag." 

Donny realized Christine is throwing it when he found his team's first four bones, handed another to Christine (which she gave to the other team), and then found the 5th and won the BOB all on his own!

The janitor actually provided some of the best insight of the game all season when he said, "Derrick has blowed smoke up everybody's tail this whole season," even though "blowed" isn't really recognized as a word real outside of North Carolina or a strip club.

As some much needed relief, the Zingbot arrived, but only to throw out compliments to the players.

Then D-List comedian Kathy Griffin arrived to try and fuck Victoria, and if that didn't work, fix the Zingbot.

Some of her better "zings" included:

"Caleb, you and Amber have something in common. You think she's drop dead gorgeous, and she wants you to drop dead." 

"Christine, people think that wearing glasses makes people look smarter. Thanks for disproving that." 

"Victoria, I would zing you, but I'm only supposed to zing people who are actually playing the game."

The POV Competition had the contestants follow a maize to connect cables to a circuit box, light up all four in order to "reboot the Zingbot" and win.

Frankie ended up winning the POV and used it on Caleb in order to replace him with Zach, because the house suspected him of stealing personal items from the house when it was really Team America.

Sadly, Frankie decided to make his replacement nominee a not so Broadway worthy production:

"I'm going to take a page from my best friend Zach Attach, but I'm going to do it better because your shit was kind of whack, I love you so much, and I want for you to stay, but if I don't put you up, I'm going to look cray cray. So Zach my friend, go and have a seat, it's time for you and Julie Chen to finally meet." 

Fortunately, the Zingbot returned to his form of old to put Frankie and the others in their place:

Frankie, that's a nice tan, but I'm surprised you get any sun at all considering how much time you spend in your sister's shadow. 

"Cody, you're such a nice guy, you haven't made any enemies this summer, except for maybe Christine's husband."

Desperate to stay in the game, Zach asked Caleb if it would change his opinion to vote for him if he promised him to never come after him. However, Caleb all but ignored him and said, "No."

In her first victory of the season, Victoria stole her pink hat back from Zach and tore it apart, which caused him much grief.

Or as he yelled, "I need a hat...I need a woman's hat!" That caused Victoria to gloat, "This is the most satisfying thing I've done all summer!"

Sadly, those were both accurate statements.

Knowing that he had to shake up the game, Donny tried to tell Christine that she was at the ass end of "The Detonator" alliance, but to no avail.

Knowing that he was going home, Zach lobbied Frankie and informed him that despite their differences, he was still his best friend, and that he would never put him up.

Sadly, a hand job probably would have worked better.

At the live vote. Zach announced that he'd see Julie soon, asks people to follow him on Facebook for his eviction speech.

And when asked why he was evicted Zach told Connie Chung, "One reason, because I couldn't keep my mouth shut."

Regarding his on again of again flirtation with Frankie, Zach said, "He had my game in the palm of his hands," and by game, Zach meant, "his penis."

Asked why he acted like such a douche at times Zach explained, "I thought if everyone hates me enough, they would not give me the satisfaction of sending me home. Clearly, that was not the case."

In what was billed as the big twist of the summer, the evicted Jury Members finally competed to return to the game.

That meant that Zach, Hayden, Jocasta and Nicole all got to compete in a seven round battle to slide discs onto a moving turntable, with however ended up with the most discs on the table at the end returning to the Big Brother House.

Fortunately, Nicole ended up winning, which meant that somebody was going to go back into the house and try to shake things up, unlike Jocasta or Zach.